Festive.

Robsessed · Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:02 am Post subject: Festive.

I stumbled over this at a Livejournal community and thought it's hilarious. So I have to share it...

Title: Mistletoe
Author: Ferryn/ferrynheit
Pairing: Michael/T-Bag
Rating: PG-13
Summary: T-Bag is feeling festive and Michael plays hard to get.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the idea and the writing style.
Notes: This is just a silly little plotless fic (drabble, really) with no explanation as to where they are or how they got to this point. It was just a scene in my head that had to come out. Plus, it’s very in-season.
Word count: 291

He set the newspaper down on his legs when he heard a jingling sound. The confusion fell from his face, immediately replaced with boredom and a touch of annoyance, as he cocked his head left and narrowed his eyes at the sight before him.

T-Bag stood about five feet in front of him, feet spaced, hips thrust slightly forward, hands behind his back, grinning from ear to ear. He wore nothing but a Santa hat on his head and a string of jingle bells around his neck, while a red Christmas stocking strategically hung from an obvious erection.

He was really trying Michael’s patience. Though he didn’t truly care to know, Michael couldn’t bear the silence anymore and said, “All right, what the hell is this?”

“Can’t you tell, Pretty? Why, this is your stockin’ stuffer. I put a lot of consideration into this gift. Ain’t you gonna properly appreciate it?” And with that, his hands fell from his back and he held a sprig of mistletoe over the stocking.

The escaping sigh couldn’t have been stopped. Michael stood and placed the newspaper on the coffee table. When he turned back to T-Bag, he noted that he was a couple feet closer.

“You do know how mistletoe works, don’t ya, Scofield?” And he slowly stepped even closer.

“Yes, but what you’ve got there is a cheap knockoff.” He put a hand on the back of T-Bag’s neck, leaning in to his ear. “Tell you what, Theodore,” he said quietly, his voice smooth as velvet, “you find some real mistletoe and I’ll show you the real meaning of Christmas.” As he pulled back he let his hand slide slowly from T-Bag’s burning skin. Then, turning on his heel, he left the room.

Nightlife · Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:07 am Post subject:

lool! I love it!!

"T-Bag is feeling festive and Michael plays hard to get.".. Says it all haha

T-BagsShank · Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:19 pm Post subject:

that's brilliant....i want another installment though hehe

Prison_Addict · Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:41 pm Post subject:

Aww
this has just made my day

Its awesome